They seems to love me..

Ahh, I think I have mentioned crazy lesbians here somewhere.
This weekend provides me with yet another encounter of the crazy kind.
I had a full weekend, saw Dave Atell (did I spell that right?) attended a housewarming party (we will come back to this) and on Sunday I watched the amazing group, A Fine Frenzy. The show was sooooo good. Lead singer Alison has some of the most wonderful vocals I have ever heard.

Not to mention, her flaming red hair is so hot!

Ok so about this housewarming party. It was for a friend of mine that I met a few years ago. We dont hang out that much. SHe is cool and all but we all have our closer circle of friends that we seem to do other things with. So I get there kind of early, or so I thought. I had alot of catching up to do as the whole lot was a bit smashed.

Night is going ok....I start talking to some of her friends since alas...... I know no one there except for her and her drunk ass sister. Who knows where these two were the whole time I was there.

Lets take a step back. WHen I first met (lets call her Maxine) Maxine I really thought that she was a lesbian, I mean no offense I am a fag hag. I have that gaydar enstilled in me. So I thoght it was funny to tell everyone that she was. You see this posed a problem, she was straight. Or so she said.
Let me tell you I called that ish! I am ALWAYS right. I cant help it! hahahahaha

Anyways, so she has had a couple of girlfriends 1 year after I call it. I always known that she had a thing for me. But afterall she is my friend, and I am not into her. That said, back to the party.....

I was in need of emptying my poor bladder, so off to find the loo I did. I happened to run into Maxine on the way out. She wanted to really show me something so I followed. In my gut I know something was going on in her little devious brain of hers. She leads me to her room where some drunkard is passed out. She takes Mrs. Drunkasses shoes off. I proceed to leave when She grabs my shoulders and tries to force herself upon me. WTF??? Really???

I tell her no, twice. And got the hell out of dodge. Geez. Why does this happen to me?

Yeah I am avoiding her at all cost at this point only because I am a bitch and I can. NOt only that I have repeatedly explained to her why that is not a good idea. No one listens to me. damn.

PostSecret

I dont know how other people feel about sharing secrets that they have kept within themselves, but I love knowing. It makes me feel normal. Sounds a bit queer but it's true.
I was reading some things on Postsecret.com and feel somewhat compelled to send in a postcard myself. What secret havent I shared? I don't know there are many.

I tend to be the person that people come to when they have to spill their beans. While I love it, I also hate the part that I can't share it with anyone. NO I DON'T DISTRIBUTE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED! I sometimes wish I could.

Even if it is not a secret and more of a morbid or unhealthy thought sometimes telling something or someone helps.(Not talking about myself here)
I love PostSecret.com
If you haven't yet checked it out, it might change the way you see life.

Long Fuse

You ever go through life thinking you have meet every type of person you can imagine, then suddenly (((BAM))) you meet the person that cuts that long fuse of yours because they have the crappiest energy, attitude, spirit, vigor, all of the above? Well I have met that person...

I have nothing nice to say. And by golly I try really hard to see something good in mostly everyone.

I GIVE UP!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....complain, complain, complain, this is all I hear when I speak with "Mr. I Have a Shitty Life, and Nothing Will EVER Change that no Matter How Many Compliments You Give Me"

WHY?????

I guess not everyone in the world cant be happy, but when it gets in the way of everyone around you being dragged down, thats when the fuse starts a burnin.

I just want to yell at the top of my lungs "GET LAID ALLREADY!"

Do you think that would help?

Summer's Never over in Arizona

Its hot. Almost to hot to breath outside. As my behind sticks to my black leather seats in my small beetle, I feel like I cant do another summer in AZ! There is only 2 months out of the year that it is actually nice to do anything, and yes that goes by way to fast. Even at night! WTF? Grrrrrr..
I really want to move to a cooler state, but know that I would get homesick.(Not a good feeling)

Please Arizona weather, get cooler in the next few weeks I would love you forever(or untill next summer) :)

Where has the year gone thus far?

I look and think to myself Wtf? What have I accomplished? Ok I went on a nice week long vacation that is all that I remember from this year, oh yeah that and my kids getting a year older. Im young so it doesnt bother me the way im sure it has to the crazy women searching their faces for those little wrinkle lines. Another year another opportunity missed, DAMN!

New Year, New Shmear

Someone and I
Buddy Joel




Ok. So the beginning of this year blew chunks. I swear having people choose what we should do is never a good thing. Great news by-the-way.....My sister Crystal had a New Years baby! She was born at 9:30 or so on January 1st. How awesome is that? As for me? I went to a friends party only to have left at 12:30 because of someone.
Thanks Joel for inviting me to your cute home.



But that is ok, a week before I went out with a ex-girlfriend to Barsmith. It was cool, until my body realized that I had way to much to drink. hahaha that wasnt fun. She took good care of me though. Good job Jess!


I hope that this year will be better than most.