They seems to love me..

Ahh, I think I have mentioned crazy lesbians here somewhere.
This weekend provides me with yet another encounter of the crazy kind.
I had a full weekend, saw Dave Atell (did I spell that right?) attended a housewarming party (we will come back to this) and on Sunday I watched the amazing group, A Fine Frenzy. The show was sooooo good. Lead singer Alison has some of the most wonderful vocals I have ever heard.

Not to mention, her flaming red hair is so hot!

Ok so about this housewarming party. It was for a friend of mine that I met a few years ago. We dont hang out that much. SHe is cool and all but we all have our closer circle of friends that we seem to do other things with. So I get there kind of early, or so I thought. I had alot of catching up to do as the whole lot was a bit smashed.

Night is going ok....I start talking to some of her friends since alas...... I know no one there except for her and her drunk ass sister. Who knows where these two were the whole time I was there.

Lets take a step back. WHen I first met (lets call her Maxine) Maxine I really thought that she was a lesbian, I mean no offense I am a fag hag. I have that gaydar enstilled in me. So I thoght it was funny to tell everyone that she was. You see this posed a problem, she was straight. Or so she said.
Let me tell you I called that ish! I am ALWAYS right. I cant help it! hahahahaha

Anyways, so she has had a couple of girlfriends 1 year after I call it. I always known that she had a thing for me. But afterall she is my friend, and I am not into her. That said, back to the party.....

I was in need of emptying my poor bladder, so off to find the loo I did. I happened to run into Maxine on the way out. She wanted to really show me something so I followed. In my gut I know something was going on in her little devious brain of hers. She leads me to her room where some drunkard is passed out. She takes Mrs. Drunkasses shoes off. I proceed to leave when She grabs my shoulders and tries to force herself upon me. WTF??? Really???

I tell her no, twice. And got the hell out of dodge. Geez. Why does this happen to me?

Yeah I am avoiding her at all cost at this point only because I am a bitch and I can. NOt only that I have repeatedly explained to her why that is not a good idea. No one listens to me. damn.