Just Dance

We rented "Just Dance" on the Wii. 


It's impressive if can you keep up with the moves. 
I tried and was sweating like I hiked up a fucking mountain in the middle of summer. 


We got it for my 14 year old sister because she supposedly likes to dance, grind, boogie, step however kids her age be dancing. 


Instead I find my almost 50 year old mother dancing her shit off to The Pussycat Dolls – "When I Grow Up" and my 14 year-old sister is sitting on the couch moving just her arms. 


Shit mom! Really? No fucking wonder you had so many kids. You guys should have seen that woman sway to and fro. She had moves people. Real fucking moves. Probably better than mine. 


I walked into the living room and I see her dancing to some weird ass jungle tempo shit having the time of her life. Ass shaking like a motherfucking salt shaker. I would have thought she was having some sort of anxiety attack had I not seen the Wii controller in her hand. 


Mom please don't ever do that shit in public...ever.  


My son also learned all the words to Ke$has "ticky tock" song. 
That bitch... KeSha why don't you shut your stupid trashy mouth up? 
You are creating a monster in my home! 


Thankfully we only rented that game. 
I don't know how much more of my mother's dancing to Ke$ha I could have taken. 
I tried to look away, but at the same time I just had to look and laugh it all off.  


Just dance..my ass, more like "Just sweat your chubby ass on outta here." 


All in good fun people. Buy the game if you need to distract your 50 year old mother.