Money Order

I transfer to ASU in the fall. 
Bout time me! I was beginning to think this was all a long ass dream. 


So getting all my papers and what not gathered together and sent off to the University, I realized that I needed to have my G.E.D transcripts sent as well. Yeah, G.E.D bitches. No high school diploma for a young mother who dropped out of school way too early to care for her baby girl. 


Don't scrutinize me. I still got shit done and done. 


Anyway...
There I am calling up the college I took my test at and nope, have to get my transcript from somewhere else. 
Ok easy enough. 
Call that place, they give me another number to call and hold. 
Call them people up and no they cannot help me I have to go online and do it myself. 


FINALLY I find the website, print the form and boom, ready to go.


Well not exactly. 


While I was ready to send a check these motherfuckers say "No credit cards, no personal checks, no this, no fucking that, ONLY MONEY ORDERS". 


That's right assholes ONLY MONEY ORDERS! Not even a god damn cashiers check! 

WHAT?!!! 


Why?!!

Sheesh. Who the fuck carries around money orders? Where the hell do I get one from? 
Because yeah I can be that dumb. 


Circle K and other fine stores carry these strange check things called Money Orders. 


I get to work this fabulous morning and get my papers ready to get sent off. 
Then I stare at this so-called money order.


What the fucking, how do you fill those things out? 


I mean it has a Pay to the order of line...okay check 
Purchaser line ... hmmmmm that's me right? check (I think)  
Address line... WHOSE ADDRESS? Mine? The Department of Education? The Circle K I got it from? PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC! 


Fuck you Money Orders. Right in the face. I'll rip your shit up to pieces if you don't tell me what to do!! All I can think is A=P(1+r/n) no wait... that's math. Then comes Piper nigrum a.k.a Black Pepper!...fuck that's Biology! 
What the hell brain! Work with me. 


No worries though because even after one of the attorney's here couldn't figure it out I gots to reading the receipt and BOOM there it was. 


Immediately complete this money order by filling in the front by signing and addressing it at the bottom.


Now I feel stupid. There is something terribly wrong with me. Must be all the work and school that is swallowing my life. haha I said swallow.