I'm No Expert

I would love to know why some people don't know about condoms.

For instance: Jen discreetly asked me about something that she inventoried not that long ago something by the name of XXL Magnum. 

Word for word, our conversation. 

Jen: What's XXL Magnum condom? 

Me: A massive condom for massive roosters. 

Poor Jen. 

Then today she tells me about getting some non-latex condoms, I tell her go with the Lamb skin condoms.

To which she replies "Lamb what? SKYN arent those non latex condoms"

What the fuck do I look like a condom expert?

Because I am no condom expert. 

I just grab and go. 

GRAB AND FUCKING GO. 


Wrap before you tap is all I'm trying to say. 


All though I do have to say I couldn't stop laughing this one time what's his face put a glow in the dark condom on. It was so glowy. and awesome.