I have to plan a party for a bunch of 14 year old teens. Not a biggie I told my sister I would.
My little sister is getting promoted to high school.
P-r-o-m-o-t-e-d..yeah
When I first heard of getting 'promoted' to high school I thought what the fuck? Promoted as in I'm no longer a receptionist but now a legal assistant? No!
It was a I'm not longer in elementary school but going into high school.Yeeeeeah Lots-O-fun.
I thought we still used "graduating" to high school. Guess not.
How interesting that I'm in my early twenties and I am slowly getting behind on times. Is this when it starts? I become the old(er) person that doesn't know what is going on in the world? SHIT!
Like how come I didn't know that 60's hairdo's were back in? Where the fuck have I been? Hiding in a cave?
I went to the mall with my little sister last week and couldn't help but to just stare like some lost foreigner stuck in the 60's in 2010. These girls who have the ridiculous beehives on their head, I dont know what to say to them because I cant stop staring. I didn't think it was cute then, I think it is disgusting now.
I wanna throw up disgusting.
It gets worse.
Watching tv every so often when time allows, so when I hear a commercial for something called the bumpit I cant help but to see what the fuss.....when I saw it I thought it was some contraption to get lice out tha hair.
Or something equal to that, mice dropping out tha hair. It was anything but damn it!
Bumpit? NOOOO. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO????? AHHHH
I can't describe the way I feel when I come across someone that has a bad fuckin bumpit-do.
It feels worse to see these hair-dos that to get broken-up with.
I don't even know what this shit is called.
How about RIDICULOUS.
Because that sounds about right.
Poor girls don't even know how crappy this makes you look. In several, maybe even 2 years you will look back at all the pictures you took and all the time you teased that mane to just laugh your ass off at how stupid and naive you were thinking how cool it was.
I was at the mall this weekend and spotted the worst of the worst.
A girl about my sisters age (14 or so) had on a bumpit.
I know they all do but, there were several things wrong with that picture. I wish I took a pic! Would have been priceless.
Problem number 1- Her hair was short, very short.
Problem number 2 - whatever device she implanted in her hair was very much showing.
Problem number 3 Her hair was to short, her thang was showing AND she put enough hairspray to have it sticking up in all angles. Repulsive to say the least. I stared until I thought my eyes would fall out.
Poor thing. How come her mother didn't tell her that her hair was going to be laughing stock of the mall.
Well maybe not, because everywhere I looked there was another for me to laugh at.
I'm really thankful that my sister hasn't asked for these or wear her hair like a crazy person.
Fuckin Bumpit.....
Ahh what will the subsequent dumb ass come up with next?
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