Long Fuse

You ever go through life thinking you have meet every type of person you can imagine, then suddenly (((BAM))) you meet the person that cuts that long fuse of yours because they have the crappiest energy, attitude, spirit, vigor, all of the above? Well I have met that person...

I have nothing nice to say. And by golly I try really hard to see something good in mostly everyone.

I GIVE UP!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....complain, complain, complain, this is all I hear when I speak with "Mr. I Have a Shitty Life, and Nothing Will EVER Change that no Matter How Many Compliments You Give Me"

WHY?????

I guess not everyone in the world cant be happy, but when it gets in the way of everyone around you being dragged down, thats when the fuse starts a burnin.

I just want to yell at the top of my lungs "GET LAID ALLREADY!"

Do you think that would help?

Summer's Never over in Arizona

Its hot. Almost to hot to breath outside. As my behind sticks to my black leather seats in my small beetle, I feel like I cant do another summer in AZ! There is only 2 months out of the year that it is actually nice to do anything, and yes that goes by way to fast. Even at night! WTF? Grrrrrr..
I really want to move to a cooler state, but know that I would get homesick.(Not a good feeling)

Please Arizona weather, get cooler in the next few weeks I would love you forever(or untill next summer) :)

Where has the year gone thus far?

I look and think to myself Wtf? What have I accomplished? Ok I went on a nice week long vacation that is all that I remember from this year, oh yeah that and my kids getting a year older. Im young so it doesnt bother me the way im sure it has to the crazy women searching their faces for those little wrinkle lines. Another year another opportunity missed, DAMN!

New Year, New Shmear

Someone and I
Buddy Joel




Ok. So the beginning of this year blew chunks. I swear having people choose what we should do is never a good thing. Great news by-the-way.....My sister Crystal had a New Years baby! She was born at 9:30 or so on January 1st. How awesome is that? As for me? I went to a friends party only to have left at 12:30 because of someone.
Thanks Joel for inviting me to your cute home.



But that is ok, a week before I went out with a ex-girlfriend to Barsmith. It was cool, until my body realized that I had way to much to drink. hahaha that wasnt fun. She took good care of me though. Good job Jess!


I hope that this year will be better than most.

Vote, VOte , VOTE!

WHy do these pesky people call me to tell me who to vote for? Cheese Balls, cant I have my own opinion on who I should vote for if I even decide on doing just that? LEAVE ME ALONE! Another thing is the spanish lady that has been calling me for the past week and all I understand is John McCain... What the devil is that about?
I speak english. No Espanole here. I know that the spelling on that is wrong ok so sue me. Whatever. Lets just do this thing tomorrow so that we can just get this over with. I will vote im just not voting for anyone yall know. Ill put my own name in the presidential slot. How do you like that suckers! hahahahahahaha.

Time Keeps Slipping Away...

Man oh man!
I swear when I was younger I always thought that time was slow, I enjoyed my childhood playing outside.
Now that I am older and have responsibilities it seems like years are going by alot faster.
WTF? This year is coming to a close in 2 months?
Really freaks me out to think that all this time and I still haven't done much.
My baby cakes is already over a year, Daughter is 6....
WOW
Time is such a crazy thing.
I have no time to do ish. This is why my friends that at this moment I should be working on my homework and instead I am chatting away to yall.
Great.

Drunkin Uncle

SO i just recently started hanging out with my cousin (the one who i didnt see for 10 years) and it has been really cool. He is funny and I didnt realize that being around my family makes me feel great.
I met up with him and another cousin last night, and my uncle and his woman was there also.
THis is fine because I get along with him fairly well.
Here we are at a bar and immediatly I order a beer, My uncle pays for it, which I am totally cool with. We drink a few, someone says lets go to another bar, so we go.
I get there in an impressive time, thanks to my great driving abilities. Yes, I am a great driver even after a few dranks.
We order another round, and let me tell you this when I drink I tend to talk, I mean talk ALOT.
I hate it but its something that I cannot help, Well I am a good listener as well.
So here we are at a table just chatting our drunk asses away, and other family members start to come up.
We are talking about the dumb ones, the ones that have done better for themselves, you know just family in genaral.
Well somewhere I must of pushed the line calling my aunt a "lesbian" which she is and happens to be my favorite aunt. Not just for being that way but because she is crazy, outspoken, open-minded, and I just love who she is.
Well I didn't recognize when others are drunker than I, untill my uncle starts going off on me.
Im just sitting there like what the hell just happened?
I try to justify myself by telling him exactly what I meant by what I said but to no avail.
He wasnt hearing it. I started feeling my cheeks burn, my ears get red, so I walked away.
Tears threatened to fall, I walked fast to my car about to peel the fuc* out when here comes his son, my cousin.
He tells me that his dad, my uncle is just drunk and apologized a few times for his erratic behavior.
He was just drunk.
I drove home crying, this is someone that I look up to and respect.
THis is also the only reason why I didn't go off on him.
Bet your ass if it was someone I didn't give a shit about there would of been some hell to pay.
I feel now that it would be weird to be around my family when he is around so ill stick to hanging back for a while.
SO KIDS NEVER HANG OUT WITH YOUR DRUNK UNCLES, CAUSE THIS MIGHT BE YOU.