Black lights and Boobs

Some time right before Halloween I went with Jen to a haunted house.


She technically had a "date" and I was the third wheel.
I know I feel bad for me too. 
Mister dater man called up a friend that was supposed to go out with them earlier but cancelled then showed up. I don't know man. (shoulder shrug) 
Lets face it, it is weird to be talking to two profiles while they are kissing and you are trying to explain the importance of getting drunk right before horror houses. 


It was supposed to be really laid-back for a night on the town so I was dressed comfy in jeans and a long sleeve black top. 


We get to this "Doomhouse" and I felt so nervous because I have never been to a scary place as such.  
I was totally being a pussy due to some guy that came out and someone in line asks him "How was it?" he replies "I totally pissed my pants it was sooooo scary!!!" with a giant trail of pee down the front of his pants. I know. What did I get myself into this time? 


We get ready to go in and all I am thinking is I really needed to pee and I will probably pee if I get to scared, everyone knows that you pee when you are super scared. I didn't want to pee so I squeezed my vage as much as I could and tried not to be scared. The thought of me peeing made me want to pee even more and I couldn't find a peeing spot that I could go so I had to hold the pee all in. It would have been great if I had a diaper on, those son-a-bitches could have come in handy. Say what you will about adult diapers, SAY WHAT YOU WILL they are pretty useful, just ask that lady astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak that bitch be knowin. 


We got passed the first part of the whore house, I mean horror house that was filled with these crazy mirrors then had to wait in line for another part of the house.
We were standing under black lights waiting.


I looked down to see how much lint I had on my black shirt.
Oh shit.
I forgot that my bra was white, I was to lazy to change it after work. 
It was bright...I mean bright white.  
You could see right through my thin black shirt. 
Yup.
Right through it like I wasn't even wearing a fucking shirt. 
It was all bra and glistening boobies for everyone who cared to look see. 
I might as well have taken my shirt off because it didn't make a difference at that point. 
Damn black lights. 


Sweet baby Jesus! 
How embarrassing. 
I totally forgot about this little incident. 
Until today. 


Ladies please coordinate your bra's accordingly. 


Rox