What the....

I tend to look at my stats from time to time.


Yes, sometimes the freaks find me, how you ask?
Well just let me share.  


By typing in the following keywords:


"are blow up dolls good for couples"
Sure they are buddy


"brunette blow up doll old man"
Not sure why you would want a brunette blow up doll old man...


"can a fat girl be pimped"
Yes, yes she can 


fat girls getting pimp
Get it girl!!


OH, OH, OH BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!
By far this was the best one (warning- dirty talk) 


Cut and pasted from my thingy that tells me the stats. 

What the hell is this? 
I don't know an April. 


Did that whole novel of keywords really get someone to my blog? 
Yes, yes it did.


My blog is not a porn site. 


God damn it.