Friday is a ladies night at Shooters world.
Jen and I will be there to shoot the shit out of some targets, and maybe get a new gun. Because there is nothing sexier than me and a gun in hand, right? Oh yeah.
I can't recall how the idea of Shooters World came to be, but once I found out they had a ladies night I called Jen with a great rush of breath.
Me: "We are going to Shooter's World Friday, because I miss you and it's been so long and we need to shoot something before I get out of hand."
Jen: "Hello?"
Me: "You in? I'm looking up the website to see how much it is. AHHHHH FUN FUN FUN!!!!"
Jen: "That sounds so fun, Friday? Hell yes I'm in!"
Me: "SAAAWWWEEEETT! I'm looking it up online right now for prices"
Jen: "Let me see. (Clicking of her keyboard) Yeah I remember Friday is ladies night"
Me: "What?!! Why have you not told me this before? It doesn't cost much"
Jen laughing: "Do you see what I see on the page with the lady in the corner? Below her!"
Me: "I see the lady, what other pictures?"
Jen laughing harder: "Oh my gawd!!! What is that!!!"
Me: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Jen getting her breathe: "THE THIRD PICTURE DOWN BITCH! You see the lady with the yellow shirt?"
Me: "Oh, you are on a different page, please hold."
I locate said page several seconds later.
Me: "WHAT THE???"
Jen: "See I told ya bitch!"
Jen can spot penis shaped anything if you gave her the chance.
It looks like a cock to me.
Penis is following me around like you would not believe.
Can't wait for tomorrow. Watch out it's ladies night.
