It was interesting, but not as exciting as I thought.
There were no homicides, suicides, big fights, or the like.
Officer J said that I had a ride along curse. Great.
I was with these officers from 2:30 - 11:30 and nothing crazy happened. Bummer!!! WHAT CRAP!
Okay so it was a slow night.
Let me tell you how awesome it was to be in the vehicle when I thought something was about to go down!
Being a Police officer is one job I know I would kick ass at.
Yeah lil me..being a cop!
So there were a few things that I would have liked to have avoided but didn't happen.
For instance...on a domestic disturbance call
We get there and there are about 7 people arguing about god knows what probably drugs or something stupid.
So each officer pulls each party to separate ends and I go with Officer M to see what the hell these 2 ladies are so freakin hyper about. I mean these ladies were bouncing all around the place to get their side of the story out there. They weren't drunk just crazy.
So one of these crazies starts telling M about what happened and she kept on saying "I am supposed to be at a motha fuckin wedding right now!!!" over and over again. Pointing at her dress and stating that she could be at this wedding down tha street. I was starting to get tired of her nonsense.
Then the grossest thing happened....
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She tries to demonstrate what occurred before we pulled up, looks at me and says "I don't know this bitch, don't worry I call everyone bitch" then proceeds to give me a hug then places this nasty ass stanky kiss on my cheek.
I was like what---- the -----fuck just happened? ....
Did she just.................???
Ummm, I think this gross lady placed her god-only-knows-where-her-lips-have-been smackers on my soft, beautiful dimpled cheek.
I thought I was going to be sick.
As I raced back to the suv we were in Officer J hands me a wet nap and I take it and try to scrape the disgusting residue she left on me.
Then we went about our night telling folks to turn down their loud ass music, recovered a stolen vehicle, left a dirty and bloody transient at a bus stop after offering to go to L.A.R.C, pulling a few people over, messing with drunk guys and ending it with dinner at a Mexican food restaurant.
All in all it was pretty cool.
I am hoping to do it again real soon. Then maybe, just maybe I will see more action than the crap I did on Saturday. Maybe the true criminals decided to go to loud graduation parties instead of committing crimes.
Until next time!
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