Let me tell you...
I was only 18 so going out consisted usually of someone older buying us alcohol or going to strip clubs/bars that didn't give a shit if you were 21 as long as you paid enough to get in. Yes this shit happened more often than not.
Not so much strip clubs because what gay guy likes stripper ass and labia rubbing on their flaccid male parts? Not many.
At least not the ones I hung out with.
One night while drinking and cruising someone got the hot idea of going to the Adult Boutique since we were old enough to get into these places. Not like we had many choices.
The idea was usually to go in and laugh at all the silly specimens they carried and to poke funny at people that went in. We would stare at them when they turn in a rented movie to embarrass the shit out of them, hardly worked as these people had no shame.
I don't think I was aware of the crazy shit that went on in these types of businesses. Not one bit.
Stupid me agreed to take my friends to a few spots in my car.
So we pull into a shop and even before we walked in I encountered several foul old men trying to get some. Yes get some, don't act like you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Very unpleasant.
We walk into this place, a very small enclosed place.
In the back of the business it was a dark, smelly place filled with horny men, video's and stalls.
Okay before I go on I will say I really did not know what the fuck these stalls were about until....
One of our friends was really drunk and started to peek into all of the stalls browsing the men. At this point I walked away disgusted. Minutes crept by as did the perverts and I just waited, and waited.
Just when my patience was about to abandon me I go to the back of the shop and pick and pull my friends to get the fuck out of there as I didn't want to get herpes from touching different objects in there.
I couldn't find drunk-ass "Hey let's go the the Adult Shop" anywhere.
Then I spot about 3 to 4 people watching a stall. Standing in the way of the little booth.
I thought "great, found him".
One can only hope that friends use common sense in situations. Not all of them do.
This sick fuck found someone to blow while people lounge around to watch. UGH. I almost peed my pants I was so grossed out. A friend and I had to literally grab him, meanwhile I am yelling like a lunatic how disgusting that shit was, we had to drag his wretched ass out of there.
Best thing was HE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE!
We went to another shoppe before this but this was by far the craziest it got!
After this incident, I never ever will take a horny gay friend to an adult shop. Especially one with a theater and/or theater stalls. Fucking sick.
Look I don't care what you sick puppies do with your lives, but when I am driving you best get the fuck in or have one of your repugnant guys take your ass home. Can you say Scandalous!
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