Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Please Refrain

While it has been said over and over, I still happen to notice that Ed Hardy is still popular.
When did selling trendy (at the time) clothing sprout into watches, clocks, flip-flops, belts, jackets, swim wear, perfumes, hell even curling irons! If you can make it I'm sure Ed Hardy had a version of it. This shit is still all over the fuckin place, like a bad permeated smell.
Even children can to be Hardy babies.



Why would you though? Please tell me mommy's that you do not want you child to grow up and become a 40 year old bachelor always on the prowl for young hottie while trying to seem 20 years younger while wearing some shit like E.H.
You would have thought after this trend ran a muck and died that douche bags would have quit their bad habits.
Yeah I have my cheesy bad habits as well:
I drink Starbucks because that shit is delicious bitches!
I read trashy magazines/blogs, because they entertain me.
I watch trashy telly i.e. The Hills because I like to. The list goes on and on..


Now I noticed another trend starting to rank high on my "Who and why the fuck are you wearing that shit" list.
You know what I am talking about..(here is a hint 90 % of people at UFC fight's were them.)
You got it! Affliction shirts.
OK, St. Pierre can get away with it, but PLEASE PEOPLE. PLEASE REFRAIN!
I just don't get it.
If you have it does not mean I want it. I used to be that person who always wanted the cool shit, but growing up poor did not give me any advantage in coming up on any nifty shit. I grew out of that and wanted to be my own person that had her own sense of fucked up style.

Come on guys get with the freakin program and buy shirts that fit and don't make you look douche baggish.
Women don't like that, wait strike that. Trashy women like that but if your looking for something a little classier lose the threads and buy some real fuckin clothes.


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