Ladies love the D

Crazy old women. Scratch that.
Crazy drunk old women. 
Ladies love my man. Well usually the older ones. haha. Not bad for a late 30 something year old who looks a lot younger. He is handsome and beautiful to me, and apparently to others.

(Look at my handsome fella, mine ladies go find your own)

He doesn't recognize when ladies toss themselves at him, flirt with him like he is the only man alive,  bat their lashes so hard appears they have a tick, softly touch him in a ohh-la-la kind of way, look at him with goo goo eyes while licking their lips, send him 'hidden' love messages, try to take him home, invite him to the most ridiculous things, buy him things that are inappropriate, he is oblivious to ALL of this!
Ohhhh but best believe I am on to them.
I like to stand back and watch sometimes as Derek doesn't know what to say or do. Funny. He becomes this awkward person who doesn't know how to get out of certain situations.
The other night we went to a bar to watch Los Suns v. The Lakers (great game Suns) we sit and eat pizza drink a couple of beers. Derek was going around taking pictures of people for something him and his buddy are working on. Meanwhile I am just having a dandy time watching the Suns kick ass.
After the game I was ready to leave, I was still in my work clothes and was tired. As usual I had a long two weeks.
Finally we start to go and we walk outside and four older women (I say older and mean in their late 30's early 40's, as I am a lot younger than that thank you very mucho) start calling Derek paparazzi because of his huge camera and picture taking abilities.
I'm behind walking towards the car and one of these old crabby bitches makes this gross noise like"Ooohhii"
then proceeds to say "He is cute, I would like some of that."  WHAAAT? HOLD UP BITACH!
Then...... one of them nasties says "Ill steal him away" after she see's me pass right behind him. I'm like oh no ladies..
p-a-l-e-e-z-e, really steal him from me (hand moving up and down my body)? I don't think so (Finger making the no-no signal).
It actually made me laugh. I laugh out loud and say "I would love to see them try" to Derek. Who of course is ignoring all of his lady fans.
Then I later kicked myself because this could have been a bet easily won.
I could have offered D up to these oldies and betted that he wouldn't have even thought twice about leaving me even for a experienced-vagina-been-through-eight-kids-and-more-men-than-she-can-count ass. Really it was funny. I would have liked LOVED to see them try.
I felt disgusted for him.
Now if these ladies were hotties I would have giggled as Derek doesn't do well in social situations, he probably would have been blushing and sweaty.
Nice try oldies, next attempt I will have to try to catch on camera.