As my days go by here in the work place I realize how bored of it I am getting.
Shhhh don't tell the suits that I work for.
If this isn't bad enough I feel that right now that I could go straight to the airport and get on the next flight to anywhere with just my purse and some luck. Fuck the little things I would need like a: phone charger...so long callers b: some money...hope Visa is enough c: extra undies....don't need them d: my babies...Damn I can't go after all!
Of course this won't happen as I have school today and tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that.....
I'm not grumpy. I need a fuckin vacation is all.
Yes I have said it before, leave me alone! I just need to go do it.
I figure I have been a lazy bitch, until I work up this morning at 5 and didn't feel sleepy one bit.
I got up and didn't know what the hell to do with myself while the rest of the household was still dreaming away.
I thought..well I ate alot this weekend.
Maybe go running? Sure. Nah. Forget it. I don't feel like it. It's to early. Maybe later. Later you will be to tired, just go now. I really don't want to. Nothing on t.v. Bitch you need to forget wanting you need to. Fuck. Look at your baby gut. Should I go back to bed. Come on just go! FINE! Lets do this.
Then I got my ass into some running clothes and did a mile. At 5:30 a.m.
Listen folks, on the weekends I can't even drag my ass out of bed before 8:30 a.m. so this was a little miraculous that I found strength to do a mile.
I usually have my phone to track this stuff but stupid phone stopped working for my workout so I don't know how long it was. Point is I did it.
There is no way in hell that I will ever have abs of steel but I know that I will lose some weight if I keep this weird ritual going. Because fuck that other shit I will not succumb to the crazy antics of the "diet craze".
Work out bitches. That is all the advice you need. Fuck your crazy ass pills, teas, spanxs, lipo, and other retarded methods of getting fit. Get you ass up and go run. Yeah its that easy. Easier said than done...I know, I know!
I am one to be talking..ha ha.
Shush.
I have a long day in front of me.
Back to the grind. See ya!
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