Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Summer School

It started out as a refreshing thing this going back to school.
After last night I don't know if I will be able to cope. Let's hope that a nice bottle of wine (every night) will reduce the stress that comes with summer school. Just kidding i'm not a drunk, I suppose I could be though.
Let me think about that one over a cocktail.
I understand they cram a semesters worth of information into 8 weeks, but fuck....I will have to be on my online class 3 times a week not to mention Monday through Thursday be on campus for other classes.
I feel my mental health deteriorating as I type.
By July 22nd I will have bald patches where I have pulled out my locks because of all the papers that will have to be turned in.
I should have just taken it off, but NO NOT ME...Mrs. I-have-to-prove-a-point-to-my-family.
Brilliant me. As if thats not bad enough I can't take a vacation until I finish this semester out.
My poor children, they will have to live the summer without much mommy time.
So long weekends, I will miss you.
So long social life......
wait...haha I forget I never had one of those. Do you know where I can get one?


Officer J had asked me on my ride-along couple of weekends ago "Why are you getting a degree, you know you don't need one to be a cop?"
Me: (clearing my throat) Well you do if you want to get promoted.
Him: Yeah I guess you do, if you want to become a lieutenant
Me: Yeah exactly
Him: I am only 6 credits away from my Associates
Me: Are you retarded? Go get it.
Some people are fuckin dumb. 


This is something I have to do.
It's funny because my family thinks that I am the one who thinks she is the shit. Rox is stuck-up, she is a biatch, doesn't like talking to her family because she is better than everyone. Rumors here and there about me. I applaud your efforts in trying to tear me down.
It's a shame you don't know me.
You will see that I am just like everyone else, just a little better....BWAHAHAHA.




not really. suckers.
I don't call because I don't have time and a little because I don't like y'all. SHIIIIT. Yeah I said it.
Get over my life and go do something with yours. Bitches. 


Come and get me summer school! I AM READY!


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