Artist in the Making

My little cha-cha daughter will be 8 this month.
Next week to be exact.
I always (without fail) get the HUH? wtf?... look when someone finds out my little baby faced self has a child that old.
The usual responses are:

• Really? How old were you? Answer to this is usually "Yes, really. I was young, still am."
• Is it weird to have a daughter that old? No I am used to it now. 
• Do you have any other kids? Yes (but thinking "What are you insinuating?")
• Does she stay with you? Umm yea

 I'm a pretty capable person. As I have mentioned before work full time, go to school part time,care for 2 (3 including my little sister) kids and a house, shiiiiiit. As I snap my fingers in a cross motion.

 My daughter happens to be very artistic. She is really good! When I see her art I am so proud that she makes up for her bad grades by using her artful skills to show the rest of the kids in her class that a bunny should not look like a pile of mashed potatoes but instead have fluffy fur, a cute tail and lots of detail.

I think that maybe her teacher (who looked waaaay to young to be be teaching) was questioning my profession with a certain picture my monster drew in class all though she never inquired about it.

What is this?? A hooker possibly getting picked up from the corner? A nice lady just waving at a limo because maybe, just maybe her favorite celebrity might be in there?
I really don't know what Monster was trying to say with this drawing. All I know is that this streetwalker sure loves her some fishnets and high heels. Gotta love that tiny waist.
Or maybe the lady was telling the car to stop because it was going to run into a giant wedding cake.....
Who knows?
This is not the first time I have seen streetwalkers in her drawings, she seems to have a knack for drawing fishnets and high heels.
I have tons of high heels but do not own any fishnets so I really don't know where that comes from.


What do you make of this?


After sifting through the many art pieces by monster (this is her nick-name by the way, just in case you thought  I was a nut job and actually named my daughter that) I realized that she has tons of drawings that can be interpreted in different ways.


I have officially decided to dedicate a whole page to her creative masterpieces. I will be posting weekly or so a picture and you can translate it how you please.
Please look forward to a page filled with imagination!


P.S. I have been sick and need me some picker upper on my blog, thanks Monster momma loves you, even though I found those two earrings that you shop lifted while you were with me and I didnt find out until I started cleaning your room and then you lied to me about where you got them and cried even though I didn't punish you. I have finally found the solution since I don't know what store you got them from and I can't force you to take them back and apologize if I don't know what store they came from SO for a whole day you will wear a sandwich board which reads: I STOLE 2 PAIRS OF EARRINGS, THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT. Love you honey. Smiles and kisses.

And that folks is how I handle shit at home! Sandwich boards are going to be all the rage with punishing kids just mark my words! HAHAHAHA