Whoever said that baby momma "drama" is only excluded to the momma?
I make shit simple, baby daddy on the other hand is a total mess.
Here is a case in point.
Problem (well not really a problem until BD created one) - Derek wanted to take the kids to the water park, while I was at work.
Solution - Derek picks up monster and goes to water park with both children.
Simple right?
No.
It was not simple.
Since my baby daddy does not have a phone (or a job for that matter) we have to instant message.
Do you know how hard it is to get your point across without tones usage? You only have this or THIS and sometimes THIS is only supposed to mean THIS but for some reason they treat it like THIS or something like that. Anyway.
Here is how our complicated matter went.
Me:
I make shit simple, baby daddy on the other hand is a total mess.
Here is a case in point.
Problem (well not really a problem until BD created one) - Derek wanted to take the kids to the water park, while I was at work.
Solution - Derek picks up monster and goes to water park with both children.
Simple right?
No.
It was not simple.
Since my baby daddy does not have a phone (or a job for that matter) we have to instant message.
Do you know how hard it is to get your point across without tones usage? You only have this or THIS and sometimes THIS is only supposed to mean THIS but for some reason they treat it like THIS or something like that. Anyway.
Here is how our complicated matter went.
Me:
Can you get Monster ready to go swimming and put an extra pair of clothes with her Derek is going to get her in a few
(After several minutes pass by)
(After several minutes pass by)
HELLO????
Fatherofsaidchild:
yeah thats fine..where is Monster going?
Me:
Water park with Derek, Peter, Kids and her baby brother.
I am working but Derek is going with his friends and his kids, Monster knows them.
Fatherofsaidchild:
She wants to know if your going?
Me:
Im not I have to work. Peter, Rebecca, pj, Madison and Casey are Peters kids.
Sorry Rebecca is Peter's wife not kid.
Fatherofsaidchild:
Idk i kinda feel uncomfortable with Monster going to the water park cuz she doesnt know how to swim yet...
Me:
She will be fine. Derek will be with them the whole time.
Fatherofsaidchild:
Are you meeting up with Monster later or you'll see her when you go home?
Me:
Ill see her when she gets home from the waterpark, I have finals next week I have to study for.
Fatherofsaidchild:
What time will she be home(your house)
Me:
Don't worry Baby D does not know how to swim either.
I dont know why do you ask me questions I cant possibly know?
Fatherofsaidchild:
Becuz i am her father and i need to know everything when it comes to her..
Im over protective with her, will she be fed?
Me:
I assume Derek might feed her, he doesnt like to starve the children. I know you are her father I am VERY aware of that unfortunate information. You need not to worry Derek is one of the most capable men I have ever met.
Fatherofsaidchild:
I would feel alot better knowing you are going to be with genavive at the park.
Me:
If you have $25 you can go to if you are so worried. Up to you im sure Derek wont mind you tagging along.
Fatherofsaidchild:
If im going to do that id rather go with her alone.
Me:
Then quit asking I told you 1) I am not going I have a job 2) If you are worried then go yourself ...There is nothing else to say other than get my daughter ready so that my capable hubby can get her. (How nice is Derek thinking about her when he didnt have to take her in the first place, just saying)
See how fucking hard was that baby daddy? Shit.
I swear that man knows how to push my buttons.
I was messaging utilizing two of my messengers.
This was to my honey while communicating with baby Daddy:
me: He said he is uncomfortable because she doesnt know how to swim.
derek: neither does baby D
me: No shit?
derek: You tell him that there is a playground area that they will most likely be and that they are required to wear floaties in the pool
derek: Tel him he can go to. 25 bucks though
derek: So do i take her? If hes so concerned?
me: take her, he is just being a little bitch.
I outta punch him in his vagina!
AND this is not about his feelings, I sure don't give a shit..Monster will have a great time I am sure.
Sweet baby Jesus. Ugh. What a pain. Not only do I have to control my urge to curse up a storm via Yahoo messenger, I have to translate his poor grammar into English. You know what they say about Virgo's, and its true for the most part. Oh the thing they say is that Virgo's are perfectionists. HOT DAMN!
A THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF MY DAUGHTER AND TAKING HER TO THE WATERPARK would have been swell.
I must ask for way to much sometimes!
me: take her, he is just being a little bitch.
I outta punch him in his vagina!
AND this is not about his feelings, I sure don't give a shit..Monster will have a great time I am sure.
Sweet baby Jesus. Ugh. What a pain. Not only do I have to control my urge to curse up a storm via Yahoo messenger, I have to translate his poor grammar into English. You know what they say about Virgo's, and its true for the most part. Oh the thing they say is that Virgo's are perfectionists. HOT DAMN!
A THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF MY DAUGHTER AND TAKING HER TO THE WATERPARK would have been swell.
I must ask for way to much sometimes!
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