I freaked out because I thought my blog was being passed around like candy at work. That is a no-no.
You don't even know after I left work early on Friday...I was about to take my ass to go get a taser then come Monday I was going to heat someones ass until they apologized. Well I guess I didn't need the taser...so it is on the back burner for now. All though I am definitely going to get a pink taser. So watch the fuck out.
Instead I went to Hooters and drank beer after beer....my anger seemed to slowly leave my mind, so when I moved on to another bar it completely disappeared solely because some idiot again asked me the same question that taunts men about me.
Let's not get me riled up from this topic.
Moving on.
There is no need for my to explain my life to people, as most probably wouldn't care to understand anyway.
My work life is nothing like my personal life and if it was I would suck hard.
Here I am again people and all though you didn't miss me I decided: Fuck it, this is me. Those who cant handle it can go wax their balls.
If you feel the need to pray for someones soul, pray for David Hasselhoff's.
I was going to tell the story of that time I was a helicopter...but then I decided against it. Because even though it was a hell of an experience I am unsure if I want wienerhead #1 (from work) to read about it.
Also..totally off subject but I was curious what a ginormous clit looked like so I googled....and one word for it all GROSS.
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