Not surprising since I had a knack for doing that...he was the second ex that this happened with.
While broken up we still hung out or tried to and those nights ended up disastrous.
On this one night we went out and went to go pick up a 'friend' of his who happened to be a flaming queen. There was no mistaking this guy for a straight, but he was cool and that was all that mattered.
We pick up the gay and we went to a house party not far from where I resided. Its was all fine and dandy. His friend disappeared early at this party, probably to suck some balls. Me and ex were actually getting along for once. When we get to this house party it was pretty much nothing but lesbians and gays. No biggie. I love me gay guys they are hilarious!
So there we were in the back yard of some strangers house sitting by a pit fire, talking and joking around. It started getting pretty loud so me and ex started talking in closer proximity than normal. When all of the sudden this guy across the fire starts saying something while staring at me and ex.
He then points to us and says in a stupid whiny voice "That.Is.Disgusting!"
Because heterosexual relationships are soo friggin nasty.
Whaaaaaa? I was flabbergasted with this little fight that was about to go down.
He looked pissed! And I don't even know what I did. I was just sitting there enjoying myself and all of the sudden this little prick wanted to talk shit.. Oh no. I don't think so.
Then it was clear as day why this asshole got mad. Because he was totally into my ex and didn't like the fact that I was making him laugh or that I was talking so closely to him.
At this point I asked ex for my car keys to get the fuck out of there because I was not trying to get my ass kicked by a bunch of gay guys. We all know you fight girls more than you do men. This is a fact. (Some day I might tell you about the time some gay dude punched me for being me, but that is another time)
I finally get my keys and head out to my car. Where psycho fag was waiting. He starts snickering something to me and at that point I broke. I was furious.
We started talking shit back and forth about a whole lot of nothing. He just kept on saying "You don't know who your fucking with!" to which I replied "I don't give a fuck who you are!!!!!"
We got closer and closer to each other with each yell, then I pulled out my knife and stabbed him in the vagina. Well okay I didn't stab him but he is lucky I was not loaded with weapons I would have deleted all the Cher off his phone, cut off all of his hair, replaced all the guys name from his phone with female ones, stapled the rainbow flag to his forehead and wiped off all his makeup.
That is my arsenal of weapons when dealing with homosexual haters: stapler, makeup remover, rainbow flag, scissors and mace. That will get the job done fo show!
Fucking douche. After this yelling match I get into my car with ex in tow.
I tried to have him get the hell out of my car. No success.
I couldn't stand to look at him at that moment because this whole time douche was yelling at me because of my ex and the whole time this dispute was going on ex just stood there not saying one fucking word. Nor did he defend me. Not one fucking word!
Ugggh. What an asshole. This was all his fault. I don't know why he didn't tell me that someone had a man crush on him. This would have helped.
Not that I wanted my ex, shit douche could have had him, I would have given my ex to him on a silver platter with only a ribbon around his nipples. I didn't want him at all...he was gross to me.
But NO he wanted to duke it out for someone I didn't even want! Stupid.
Moral of the story. If you are with someone that is wanted by someone of the same sex as them, I say toss them over (do not fight for them) and walk away.
"I would have deleted all the Cher off his phone..." Hahaha. That's pretty drastic!
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