Damn it Arizona..
So we get to this club and Derek parks my small ass car in tha front like I was V.I.P.
Yes we go to strip clubs together, why so surprised?
Anyway, Derek has this thing where he feels like he shouldn't have to pay to get in...anywhere.
Doesn't matter if it's the strip club, museum, concert, movies or Disneyland he does not like to pay.
He will do whatever it takes to get in. Im talking about scaling walls, re-using old tickets, climbing trees, buying a child's admission instead of and adults this man has many tricks.
Okay so he can be cheap, whatever man. This is sometimes very embarrassing for me to deal with. I ignore the shit out of him because I do not want to be caught with someone who just walked in without paying then asked by security where his ticket is. Fuck that, I will go in and either he can wait or walk his ass home if he is caught.
There we were at the club, ladies got in free so I was all good. Derek just walks in looks at the girl and passes everyone and walked into the strippin area. Lady at the front was yelling like "Did he pay?" (It was impossibly loud so who really knew what she was saying)
I looked around like a dumbass and got in line for some brew. Let him take care of that shit. Luckily no one was really paying attention and she had to let him go as there were more and more people walking in.
*Earlier that night the bar we went to had a cover charge and guess who just walked in and didn't pay?
I dont recall who's idea it was to go see some tits but we just sat there talking to each other the whole time.
Okay there was one stripper that made us look while she was on the very top of the high ass pole slippin and sliding all the way down. That shit was crazy. I was just hoping to see her fall...because I have never seen anyone fall off of one before. Sucks that it didn't happen.
Me and my buddy were chatting about body hair for some reason. I remembered that one of his friends had tons and tons of facial hair. He told me I was a liar. Trust me, that chick had a thick stache. She is very good looking...but that stache!!!!
What the hell was I gonna say.....??
Ohhh yeah...strippers.
One time me and my girlfriends went to a strip club that was 21 and over (Duh). I used some ID that I found, it was some chick named Anna. It worked, but only for a little bit. It was a ID from Mexico. I don't know to much Spanish, so if they were to question me in Spanish I would have been screwed.
So about this strip club, I have never heard of it before, but my friends sure loved going there.
It was a male strip club for the ladies. (Don't try to look for it as it has been shut down for years)
Mind you I have never seen a male stripper in action before. I have never been to a bachelorette party or anything that provides this type of entertainment.
I didn't know what to expect. I just recall Toucan, Bananas all sorts of weird ass thongs, hairy asses, chiseled abs, ugly faces, and lots of booze (Of course this wouldn't have been fun without it, where would I be without my faithful companion?)
Anyways male strippers aren't as exciting as I thought they would be.
Also, why is it that only overweight, older women that seemed to be the only ladies there?
I didn't see big groups of horny, slutty, skinny, whores.....they were no where to be found. NOWHERE.
So about these men. WTF?
Really?
Some were very unattractive. Mucho no bueno y no gracias.
I just wondered how these men got into explioting their bodies for money? WHO DOES THAT???
haha okay you got me who gives a shit.
I just didnt understand the whole jiggling the junk in your face. Not one bit. didntgetit.
Remember the hey I will slowly put your hand on my area but just hoover...no creeping on the goods.
OR how about when they dance all slow then speed it up and spin their dicks like a cotton sack full of ketchup.
I realized after going there twice or three times that was just not my cup of tea.
I would rather see some T&A. But thats just me.
I will leave all of those poor ugly dudes to the fat chicks.
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