The Lion King

Derek has been talking about getting The Lion King (LK) for 3 years now.

Saying shit like "We really need to get it" , "Baby D will love this movie", "This will distract the kids while we get it on", "I love that movie, so would Baby D"...and so on and so forth.

*Spoiler Alert/Side note*  - This is an awesome movie and if you didn't cry when Simba lost Mufasa then you are one weak ass bitch! I have never in my life wanted to kick a wild cat so bad, then there was Scar! Damn you Scar, you are one mean asshole. And don't you dare get me started on those barbarian hyenas. 

This brings me to pet peeve #20- Talking about doing something instead of shutting up and doing it.

Me: In bed the other night I got on my phone and with the magic-ness of the internet and my (was cool when it came out) phone click on my Amazon app, typed in Lion King, checked my options and with one click, guess what people? The Lion King is on it's way to my house! Hells yeah...Lion King party at my house! 
While browsing for the best priced LK, get this...they had VHS as an option to buy! HAHAHA
what? 
Who the fuck buy, sells or watches VHS movies? 
And you better say something like your grandma hasn't switched to the digital age yet, because if you are on the net there is no reason why you haven't upgraded to Dvd's or HD. (which is the only way to watch movies now-a-days) 
I don't even think stores carry these obsolete objects.  
Please do away with these bulky ass "tapes"! PLEASE! 

So there my fellow comrades another instance of getting shit done. No need to chit chat, just get it done!

My problem with these awesome Disney movies is that you can't just get out of bed and go to Target and get these movies right away if you wanted. You have to wait for the 'vault' to open and for a limited time get the movies that are hopefully not sold out before you stop procrastinating and finally get to a store near you.

WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?

Was it you Walt? I outta kick your ass. I would to if you weren't frozen in your cryonic chamber.

(Yes I realize this is a myth, but let me think that someday Walt will be unfrozen and come up with more genius characters because people now a days are so unoriginal) 
Okay so you can go online and find them, BUT I have already stated my theory on becoming one of those people who gives my credit card number to some crack smoking fiend in Chicago in exchange for some boot leg version of the movie I wanted. I get nervous. I want my identity to stay with me and only me. 

One more problem with Disney, how come the popular Netflix doesn't have Pocahontas or The Little Mermaid when I want to watch it? This is bullshit! BULLSHIT I TELL YA!

Don't worry Netflix I still love you.