Say What?

I read several blogs where people say shit that does not make sense.
I mean they make up words which is great.
I just don't understand what it means so I interpret it the way I want. (Which is usually dirty no matter what the context is)
Then they add "I just made that word up" and use it in their vocabulary like it was there the whole time and is part of the dictionary.


I discover new words everyday. It is actually entertaining when I find a new word that exist and use it on someone who has no clue what the fuck it means but don't say anything because they don't want to appear stupid. 


If I could have invented any word it would  have to be "FUCK", because I fucking love that word. Everyone would point and say "Hey there is that woman who created the most filthy word" (Almost just right next to cunt which is another fav of mine) 
There is nothing better than screaming FUCK!!! out loud for whatever reason you want.
This word is generic and can be used anywhere from the home to the park (maybe not to church unless whispered) and can be used in numerous possible ways.


Stubbing your toe "FUCK!"
Papercut "Awe...Fuck!"
Reading or watching the news "ohhh fuck"
Spilling some wine on your shirt "fuck!"
Having an orgasm "mmm...fuuuuuuckkk"
Crashing your car "fuckkk.." 
Printer malfunctioning "FUCK YOU PRINTER FUCK!!!!"
Needing to shit badly "fuck!" 
Getting asked out on a date "Fuck yeah!" 
Being late  "Fuck man!" 
Getting a speeding ticket "fuck!"
Finding out girlfriend is preggers "nooooo FUCK!" 
Getting your credit card bill "fuck this!"
Receiving a bad grade "damn it!..fuck!"
Eyeballing a fantastic pair of shoes "fuck yeahhhhh"
Finding out your ex is now gay "what the fuck?" 


The options are endless. 
AND EVEN BETTER you have a gang sign to use, this if you don't know how to speak. 
Just use your finger and salute that faggoty (yes I made that up) j/k ass neighbor that wants to leave their broke down piece of shit car in the front of your house.

Next time something exciting happens to you don't forget to say it "FUCK!!!" just for the hell of it.