YOU WHORE!

Why is it that when we ask women how many men they have whored with they cut it down to the half of what the actual number is?
Trust me on this one, I did it before. What? Why you so surprised? My number was somewhere like 6 and when asked I said 3...haha
I fucking hate liars though. This was before I realized how detrimental liars actually affected my life. 


Moving on, how much is to much? 
I used to love me a life of sluttying it. (See there is a word that you will be looking up) here is a quick reference Sluttying it = whoring around not giving a fuck about anyones feelings. Okay you got me...I wasn't that big of a slut. Not like someone else I hung out with...Now that chick was something else.! 


So skany jankies what do you say? 25 alot? (No...this is not my number) I am talking about when you get to 30 would it be considered a shit load? 
Maybe not. Unless you got a few to big to many times and jacked up your elasticity to your opening and now you are loose bitch. 


A while back on t.v. I heard someone talk about getting injections for rejuvenation. It is called vaginal rejuvenation or something like that. 
What calls for this? When your man says something like "Hey...you know this would feel better if you were a bit tighter" or "Damn I remember the first time I jab my snake in you, it feels different now". 
That.Would.Suck. 
Seriously how would you know? Can you measure that like you can with height? 
Stick something in there and a year later see how it fits then? Sorry that is a bit nasty. Unless you into that kind of thing like fruits and shit. 
I know men love to have high numbers...but that is just sleazy. Yes, men can be as sleazy as women can. 


So, can whoring around really deteriorate your genitals? Maybe I say. 
You have those guys that don't know shit about anything and suck at parts that don't feel good, then after a while it is like hurry-the-fuck-up-and-get-away-from-my-goodies! or fake it until they stop. Geez, guys are so retarded sometimes.

Anyway...I really don't know what the fuck this post was really supposed to be about so I'll just leave that at that. All though when I did start writing I know I had an idea of what I was going to say...instead my memory failed me and I forgot. (Thanks getting older, I fucking hate you)

Stayed tuned for an adventure out on the town Jenny and I had this weekend.